In short:a song so inane and dumb that electroclash legend Peaches felt compelled to write a parodic riposte, the bracingly gross My Dumps. Unlike Weetabix, however, theres not a shred of evidence suggesting Fleet Foxes prevent colorectal cancer. We can't have them training a whole new legion of horrible pop-punk bands, can we? We don't mean that in a good way. We know you've noticed it, the sudden influx of '90s nostalgia bands that have made their way back on tour. 9. Go on! Please, no '00s nostalgia, or these fools may find their way onto the bill. Their work is marked by Durst's abrasive, angry lyrics and Borland's sonic experimentation and elaborate visual appearance, which includes face and body paint, masks and uniforms, as well as the band's elaborate live shows. The Jonas Brothers - This Disney approved threesome provoke extreme anger amongst their haters for being so damn squeaky clean. It was an actual, living hell. WebTHE 2000S WAS a landmark decade for indie music, producing acts that are still huge today. Again we have the same problem. Swedish pop group, originally consisting of Ulf "Buddha" Ekberg and three siblings, Jonas "Joker" Berggren, Malin "Linn" Berggren and Jenny Berggren. Whats so bad about it: Its an 80s power ballad dressed up like a mid-noughties indie rock, and aint nobody got time for that. : Can We Fix It?s constant, cheap garage beat, the audio equivalent of someone drilling a hole in your conscience. 17. The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave Matthews, bassist Stefan Lessard, drummer/backing vocalist Carter Beauford and saxophonist LeRoi Moore. -Nicholas Pell, If LCD Soundsystem were only responsible for three albums that are half-filler and a workout mix made by people who clearly dont go to the gym for people who dont go to the gym themselves they wouldnt be on this list. This song isnt really so bad in of itself its more the fact that it introduced the trend of over-produced pop guff purporting to be massive indie bangers. Limp Bizkit are a very easy band to hate, I do admit, however even if they are pretty much asking for the hate it is still undeserved. Since their demise the members of One True Voice have failed to scale the heights of success and Daniel was recently seen failing to get to the final stages of this years X Factor in front of one time contemporary Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud, now a multi-millionaire X Factor judge. Despite the enormous commercial success of Middle of Nowhere, the band suffered from the merger that eliminated their label, Mercury Records. Busted Incredibly, the 'orrible three piece sold a massive 3million albums in their four year career as well as scooping two BRIT Awards. To further plummet any scrap of credibility the band might have had lead singer Donny Tourette (Real name: Pat) appeared on Celebrity Big Brother alongside Leo Sayer and Jermaine Jackson. Don't even get us started on singer Bill's Native American headdress hair and his guitarist brother Tom who appears to dress in clothes an obese basketball player has given to him. We know this now. Why you start a pop punk band who can't see past Fall Out Boy for influences of course! Worst bit: When he sings Im here to win your heart and soul and you think, Just let me stop you there, Shane. 10. Hard-Fi - A 'proper' band who sing about real things like having no money, going out on a Friday night, soldiers in Afghanistan and Feltham Young Offenders Prison. By continuing to browse, you agree to the use of cookies described in our Cookies Policy. Just in case you need a good, strong dose of suck to wake you up to the cruel, cruel noise that was the '00s, we've made a list to remind you of what bands could be in your future if this nostalgia path continues to sludge its way across the nation. -Gabrielle Canon, Why is Oasis among the worst? Tis all they were good for. We always appreciate the feedback. Probably the worst band musically of the decade this group of peroxide punks have gained notoriety for a series of publicity stunts. And so in that spirit we present the worst bands of all time. Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. ------------------------------------------. -Anna Westhoff, See also: Liam Gallagher On His Brother Noel: Id Rather Eat My Own Shit Than Be In A Band With Him Again, Phish is supposed to be the next generations Grateful Dead, right? Empics Entertainment Yo, echoes Theodore. Perhaps not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes, and Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums, but blink helped further that whole pop-punk craze during the '00s, and are therefore responsible for the birth of bands like Simple Plan and Panic! Check the thread! The band's biggest hit came with the aforementioned 'Hate My Life' where Connelly rallies against (besides the homeless) his wife, his lack of money, his friends and not being able to sleep with young girls- honestly. Yo wat up, goes Alvin Chipmunk as the song kicks off. For the release of their seventh album, the band parted from EMI Canada and signed a new Canadian domestic distribution deal with Universal Music Canada. Famous purely through association the bands biggest hit is the catchy but infuriating 'Shake It'. Tenacious Ds Tribute was a staple of early 2000s Kerrang and helped take the band to new levels of popularity. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com. The View had one song. Are Hootie & the Blowish breaking up? If only. Across their 3 studio albums, James, Charlie and Matt inflicted such horrible tunes as 'Year 3000', 'Air Hostess' and 'Thunderbirds' on us. Treat yourself. But Austrian disc-spinner DJ Otzi doesnt know too much of a good thing. 1 One Direction One Direction (commonly abbreviated as 1D) were a British-Irish pop boy band based in London, composed of Niall WebCan you name the 20 Worst Bands? Scouting For Girls - What can we say about this band that hasn't already been said? This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. Jason Roberts Keeps the Music of Bob Wills Swinging, Brooks & Dunn Boot Scoot Through 21st RodeoHouston Performance, Apes of the State Is Here to Defend Folk Punk, Become a member to support the independent voice of Houston 4. Of course, white people arent like most listeners, and will tolerate almost anything theyre told is good for them; hence the groups popularity. Its excellent that theyve got great abs, and they certainly have the right to wear their shiny jackets wide open. Will happily stomp and screech along to Standing In The Way Of Control for the rest of my life. Every Glastonbury poster and line-up since 1970, Soundtrack Of My Life: Ted Lasso star Phil Dunster, J-hope fulfils another fantasy with his J. Cole collab On The Street, Daisy Jones & The Six: backstage with the TV band everyones going to be watching, Final Fantasy 16 is a lavish RPG twist on Bayonetta and its all the better for it. No thanks. It wasn't even close. WebChris Gerard of Metro Weekly ranked it as Duran Duran's worst album. For more information on cookies please refer to our cookies No 00s hit has been so purpose-built to wind up as many people as possible. Admittedly the song is a cover of the 1975 song by the Ted Mulry Gang, and Hasselhoff, when hassled about the song, claimed his video was self-parody. The album did not match the sales figures of Nevermind but was still a critical and commercial success. policy. Nick, Joe and Kevin are met by hordes of screaming girls wherever they go, but they make us scream for altogether different reasons. Okay, guys. Since its debut, the band has sold over 25 million records in the United States alone, and over 75 million records worldwide. But the song. The kind of thing youd find yourself singing along to on the radio, then recoil and go Ew. Simple to the point of insulting lyrics about Elvis, James Bond and 'lovely girls' sung by a bloke called Roy is not the musical vision of the future we were promised. Just because there is still some joy to be obtained from hearing Ryan Jarman howl MEEEEEEEEEEENS NEEEEEEDS! , Spotify, the iPhone. Maybe not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes. They're generic, they're insultingly unintelligent, they do not have absolutely the slightest modicum of self-awareness, and they're about as "extreme" as Coldplay is exciting. To give you an example, 'Year 3000' is about what life is like in the future, and they talk about how. Enough with the nostalgia shows already. They released four studio albums between 1993 and 2002, which sold over 30 million copies worldwide. The mere mention of tracks like Two Princes create an earworm so powerful that youre going to need to see an ENT doctor. Good Charlotte WebThe Australian alternative scene of the 2000s was also notable for its diversity. Because their backstage altercations always boiled down to sibling rivalry. American pop-rock band from Tulsa, Oklahoma formed by brothers Isaac (guitar, piano, vocals), Taylor (keyboards, piano, guitar, drums, vocals), and Zac Hanson (drums, piano, guitar, vocals). Literally it was a toss-up for us, since both sound like whiny, uninteresting barely catchy songs to us. Nobodys done it since, and not because folk duo Nizlopi are boundary-pushing innovators. God, Im aggravated just thinking about Scouting For Girls. This Worst bit: The rolling piano refrain is actually quite good, which throws the whole song into stark relief. -Ben Westhoff, Touted as the originators of punk, the Sex Pistols were really just a third-rate Faces rip off with a low-rent Richard Hell on vocals. blink-182 Perhaps not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes, and Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums, but blink helped further that whole pop Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. WebTop 10 Alternative Bands of the 2000s WatchMojo.com 25M subscribers Join Subscribe 15K 1.1M views 8 years ago Find links in the description below to buy the music featured in this video! Myspace updates are like the bat signal of an '00s artists, you know. That's right, the '00s. WebThe 15 most hated bands of the last 30 years Perhaps the only time you'll see Limp Bizkit, Lana Del Rey and Insane Clown Posse on the same list By Prachi Gupta Published Doesnt make it funny, though, does it? Essentially joke mock-rockers who benefited by a temporary loss of irony awareness, this band from Lowestoft pillaged the deepest atrocities of 80's hair metal and regurgitated them over a series of tongue in cheek songs like 'I Believe In A Thing Called Love' and 'Growing On Me'. Their Pete Waterman created, insipid single 'Sacred Trust' failed to hit the number one spot and was pipped to the post by 'Sound Of The Underground' by their TV competitors Girls Aloud. 7 and No. Is it being prepared to do the wrong thing, whatever the price? 15. We did some digging around and this is what we came up with. Its sexual politics are questionable at best Fergie sings about shaking her moneymakers to get ahead in life and the song relies on fairly pitiful rhymes (They say Im really sexy /The boys they wanna sex me) to make its dubious point. WebHere is my list of the Top Ten Worst Rock Bands of the 2000s. WebAs noted in our piece on how Pearl Jam are the most boring band in 20 years, grunting, dumb hats and Z-grade attempts at Whos Next do not a great rock and roll band make. They can barely play guitar and barely hold a tune. : First of all, the world is a better place with Out of Your Mind in it. Champagne Supernova, anyone? If you still need us to explain why this band are awful with that information in your brain then the chances are you might just be stupid enough to enjoy their dreadful music. Despite being deeply boring, there is something particularly distasteful about Maroon 5 and their smooth pop aimed squarely at the girls who swoon over singer Adam Levine's good looks. Known for their squeaky clean looks Worst bit: The way the singer wears his hat in the video. local news and culture, Angelica Leicht He always wore sunglasses. Maybe, but if youve got Foreigner on the playlist, she wont be waiting for you. The sex rhymes on Bloodsugarsexmagik would be forgettable if they werent so awful She stuck my butt with her big black stick / I said Whats up? 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best, Doug Peters / EMPICS Entertainment / EMPICS Entertainment. The band consists of lead vocalist Scott Stapp, guitarist and vocalist Mark Tremonti, bassist Brian Marshall and drummer Scott Phillips. If ever there proof that British popular song was in a dire state in the very first half of the noughties then it's this. The band now records under its own label, 3CG Records. Borland left the group in 2001, but Durst, Rivers, Otto and Lethal continued to record and tour with guitarist Mike Smith. Sophisticated. Moore died suddenly in August 2008 due to complications from injuries sustained in an ATV accident. Its often said that people either love Rush or hate them, but a more accurate statement is that most people hate Rush, while a scattered few really love them. We didnt see Chico coming. So-ng. [29] 2000s2010s Playing with Fire, Kevin Federline (2006) The only album recorded by Kevin Federline, ex-husband of Britney Spears, Playing with Fire is review aggregator Metacritic 's lowest-scoring album with a rating of 15. Yeah, that one. (When, by the way, they'll still be terrible.). Create an email alert based on the current article, This site uses cookies to improve your experience and to provide services and advertising. But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. Be Your Own Pet were probably not as well known as some of the bands in this list, but they were bags more fun than most of them. He needs that sugar hit again, and again, and again. They also have the worst band name of the decade to boot. Goodbye, cruel world. Justin Hawkins, he of tight catsuits and rebellious teeth fame, really did headline the Reading and Leeds festivals with The Darkness. And there comes a point in Hey Baby when it threatens to never end. If ever there proof that British pop music was in a dire state in the first half of the noughties then it's this.